Jaych
Pool boy
Keeps the water sparkling and the deck chairs warm. Somehow, never seems to have pants on.
The Not Real HouseBoys of Santa Fe
Billionaire Jonathan Glamcock has few days of life left in Santa Fe. His 6 houseboys want his fortune. The cameras are always on, so who will work the hardest?
The will says one name
The old man is leaving everything to his favorite houseboy. Nobody knows who that is yet, so every boy on the estate is out to prove themselves.
Do the chores
Scrub the pool, tune the cars, groom the horses. Get caught on camera working hard and the old man happily takes notice.
Sneak a hookup
Chores wear you out. A quick rendezvous with another houseboy gets your energy back - if you can find a room without a live camera in it.
Dodge the cameras
Every room is watched. Caught working is a bonus. Caught doing anything else is a scandal!
Meet the boys
Six staff, six colors, one inheritance. Each boy plays his own deck of tricks in the online game.
Tanner
Tool boy
If it's broken, he'll fix it. If it isn't, he'll find a reason to check it anyway. He might bas as bossy in bed as he is at work.
Benji
Garden boy
Prunes the roses, waters the cactus and knows every security camera blind spot. Ruthless enough to not hide his thorns.
Milo
Car boy
Polishes the vintage car collection in the garage. Spends a suspicious amount of time in the back seats.
Erik
Kitchen boy
Runs the kitchen like a party ship. He's a big lover, and might even me looking to put a ring on it.
Clint
Stable boy
Up before dawn with the horses. He keeps quiet most of the time but he can be triggered.
Try a chore run, or a hookup
A taste of the dice from the game. Pick a chore or sneak a hookup, then roll three at a time. Wins add up, blanks get rolled again. Push your luck, but stop before the cameras catch you or you collapse from exhaustion.
Win: banked toward the chore
- · Blank: roll it again
Camera: three and you're caught
- 😴 Tired: three and you're done
Harder chores and riskier hookups pay the same, but hide more cameras.
Liked that? The full game adds cards, rival boys, hookups and a whole mansion of cameras.
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Pick a chore or a hookup, then roll.
Play HouseBoy online now
HouseBoy is played directly in your browser. Play solo against rival boys, or pass one device around and play with friends.
- Free demo: a smaller mansion and a few of the boys, no purchase needed
- The full Glamcock Estate: unlock every room and every boy's deck
- Seasons: sign in and your games count toward the leaderboard below
Play on itch.io
Bought the full estate? Sign in to the game and paste your itch.io download link to unlock it on every device.
Watch the webcomic
The Not Real HouseBoys of Santa Fe is an episodic comic strip. Start with "The Will," then meet each boy in his own exposé before Season 1 kicks off.
New episodes to get posted every Friday.
Play the board game
Players race around the Santa Fe estate, from the Solarium to the Garage, playing action cards to help themselves and trip up their rivals.
Do chores to win the old man's favor, but do each other to get recharged - just don't get caught on camera.
Season standings
Every game played online counts toward the season. Here's how the race for the fortune is going.
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